Thing I have done that you probably have not

I am totally ripping this off from my sister Dedra.  I have no real original creativity I just take others ideas and try to pretend they are my own.  This would be a good example of that.

• I have ridden a water buffalo.
• I have eaten all the parts of a fish you are supposed to throw away.  There is a reason you throw them away...they taste bad.
• I am an award winning poet.
• I once killed a rat with my umbrella.
• I skipped school and hid in my bedroom closet in the 8th grade.
• I have ridden a bull in a rodeo.
• I held lizard races with my companion on my mission.  We would catch geckos off of the walls and race them. 
• I made a bomb and blew a 3 foot crater in a field, Ryan Brunson was there it was not our most intelligent of ideas.
• I have been chased by a wild badger.
• I gave  Denzel Washington a ride when I worked at a hotel in San Francisco.
• I have been in 7 different states in 1 day.
• I invented the space shuttle.  Ok I did not do that but if you are going to lie, make it a big one.
• I had the police show up at 3 separate church youth activities I was in charge of.
• I saw someone start a forest fire.
• My car got hit by a running dog once...the dog lost. 
• I had a pet scorpion
• I found a 6 foot crocodile sitting by my hotel door once.