I am not making any commitments that I will do better blogging this year than last. However the mood came over me to post something. Partly because it sounded fun and partly because I have had a lot of people I don't know commenting to me about my blog. This is for you friends, family and the creepy people I don't know who seem to have an uncomfortable interest in what I have to say.
With 2012 winding down I have thought about the things that
I learned this year. The following are
little bits of wisdom that I have collected from a variety of locations. These little gems are all things that I
learned this year or that were painfully reinforced so I would not forget them.
· You can do anything you set your mind
to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable
labor. I consider my children a real blessing in more ways than one.
· I expected
times like this - but I never thought they'd be so bad, so long, and so
frequent.
· Both can't
be beautiful. It's me or the house
· This was
sent to me by one of my cousins here house is never clean, but she looks good.
· There are No
Stupid Questions. But there a LOT of Inquisitive Idiots.
· Let's agree
to respect each other's views, no matter how wrong yours may be. I am glad the
election is behind us and a bit ticked off over the results.
· Never
underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. Is it bad that for the most part I don’t like
people?
· When you
earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your
efforts, there's no end to what you can't do.
· When the
going gets tough, the tough get going. The smart left a long time ago. (What
are you doing standing there by yourself?)
· Minds are
like parachutes. Just because you've lost yours doesn't mean you can borrow
mine.
· When you
wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a
meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty
much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.
· No please
don’t eat me I have a wife and kids eat them. –Homer (I love Homer he is Smrt)
· The tooth
fairy only teaches small children to sell their body parts for money.
· Sometimes
the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy
people. Then there are times that
releasing the whole ward from their callings seems like a good idea…oh wait I
don’t have to worry about that anymore.
· I think
animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong
answers.
· The only
reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
· After twelve
years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes.
He said, "No hablo ingles Mr. Anderson."
· What you call dog with no legs? Don't
matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
· Duct tape is
like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world
together.
· Most people
have a bad memory. How many of you
realized this is the exact same post I ended 2011 with. I said I would start blogging again I never said it would be new material.
On to 2013 for bigger and better things. Or at least a consistent forward motion with
a slightly upward direction.
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i read this blog outloud to ken and kept commmenting, 'i think he's said that before.' i don't have a bad memory and yo uare still lame.
ReplyDeleteI don't have a bad memory. I wasn't reading your blog in 2011. Ha! Jokes on you!
ReplyDeleteBrother Anderson rocks! I love lame jokes!
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