- I have ridden a water buffalo.
- I have eaten all the parts of a fish you are supposed to throw away. There is a reason you throw them away...they taste bad.
- I am an award winning poet.
- I once killed a rat with my umbrella.
- I skipped school and hid in my bedroom closet in the 8th grade.
- I have ridden a bull in a rodeo.
- I held lizard races with my companion on my mission. We would catch geckos off of the walls and race them.
- I made a bomb and blew a 3 foot crater in a field, Ryan Brunson was there it was not our most intelligent of ideas.
- I have been chased by a wild badger.
- I gave Denzel Washington a ride when I worked at a hotel in San Francisco.
- I have been in 7 different states in 1 day.
- I invented the space shuttle. Ok I did not do that but if you are going to lie, make it a big one.
- I had the police show up at 3 separate church youth activities I was in charge of.
- I saw someone start a forest fire.
- My car got hit by a running dog once...the dog lost.
- I had a pet scorpion
- I found a 6 foot crocodile sitting by my hotel door once.
Monday, November 21, 2011
Thing I have done that you probably have not
I am totally ripping this off from my sister Dedra. I have no real original creativity I just take others ideas and try to pretend they are my own. This would be a good example of that.