When I was getting ready to go my mission I needed to buy a camera. I did some research and the exact model I settled on actually was advertised on sale at the local K-Mart. I did not want to miss this chance so I took my money and got there the morning the sale started. I was working at Pietro’s Pizza and did not get home until after 1:00am as a general rule. I was not out to impress anyone so when I went to the store I rolled out of bed and skipped the whole hygiene thing that morning. I looked and most likely smelled pretty rough.
There was this really rude women working the camera counter when I got there. She was really short and did not want to help me. I know I looked bad but that is no reason to have poor customer service. Through a series of questions i cornered her into helping me and she started showing me cameras. This was before the days of having a model camera chained to the counter. She had to hand me each camera one at a time. And wait for me to decide. I had decided to buy the camera and then it happened A silent but deadly fart slipped out. It made my eyes water, I almost said something. I smelled it and I knew she smelled it to. She was all of a sudden really motivated to get me to go away. Being a person who does not get offended or embarrassed this was not a time to turn tail and run. It was a time for payback. She was really rude to me earlier, so I made her stand there and show me 4-5 more cameras while I worked to muster additional pockets of gas. The best part was after I had liquidated all of my reserves I went with the first camera she showed me. Not my most charitable moment but definitely one I think fondly on.