5 Pearls of Wisdom
1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry ina Mercedes Benz than it is on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy. But remember their name.3. Help a man when he is in trouble, and he will remember you whenhe is in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then neither does milk